Do you believe i am the Pravus?

Mmmmm. Warm chocolate chip cookies. Not even AB negative can compare.

Vlad decided that teachers' ideas were a lot like bunches of garlic-intriguing from afar, but up close sadly sickening and, if you weren't careful, DEADLY.

According to his dad's journal, vampires had been through some of the worst epidemics in history. And apparently, during the days of the Black Plague, their biggest complaint had been rotten "food".

Because teachers, no matter how kind, no matter how friendly, are sadistic and evil to the core.

Lesson #456 of high school life: Never, EVER trust an alarm clock.

Wrong. Enemies don't fight with such determined passion. That kind of focus is reserved for friends at odds with one another." pg 69 Tomas to Vlad