Vlad made a mental note to amend the friend code: thou shalt not date the girl that thy best friend has a crush on...nor shalt thou try sticking thy best friend in the chest with a sharp hunk of wood.
Funny how mishearing things-or not hearing them at all-can really screw things up
Vampires are people too. They've got their own problems, they just drink blood.
Could you get O positive this time? That's my favorite.
Dude, you're a vampire. EVERY day sucks for you.
Vlad decided that teachers' ideas were a lot like bunches of garlic-intriguing from afar, but up close sadly sickening and, if you weren't careful, DEADLY.