Do you believe i am the Pravus?

I drive well! Says who your mom? No actually, she won't even get in the car with me.

Dude, you're a vampire. EVERY day sucks for you.

To his amazement, he could already hear Henry snoring in the backseat. That guy could fall asleep on a car trip to the mailbox.

If stakes and garlic were the top two things that could kill a vampire, ninth grade gym was a close third.

There's nothing you can do, Sirus. No one can do this for me, and no one can swoop in and rescue me every time I'm challenged. I have to do this on my own.

Vlad made a mental note to amend the friend code: thou shalt not date the girl that thy best friend has a crush on...nor shalt thou try sticking thy best friend in the chest with a sharp hunk of wood.