Don't you find any irony in a vampire sucking up?
Dude, you're a vampire. EVERY day sucks for you.
...Your angry and jealous and in the mood to do some forceful dentistry
Vlad had found himself longing to encounter those of his own kind, to travel to the streets of Elysia-that far away world, but after a while it seemed more of a fairy tale than anything else. Like Santa Claus and the Tooth Fairy, only with fangs.
Lesson #456 of high school life: Never, EVER trust an alarm clock.
Vlad blinked, unsure where her question was coming from and, more importantly, where it was going.