Vlad decided that teachers' ideas were a lot like bunches of garlic-intriguing from afar, but up close sadly sickening and, if you weren't careful, DEADLY.
If you thought eighth grade was tough, try it with fangs and a fear of garlic.
Vampires are people too. They've got their own problems, they just drink blood.
...Your angry and jealous and in the mood to do some forceful dentistry
Dude, you're a vampire. EVERY day sucks for you.
According to his dad's journal, vampires had been through some of the worst epidemics in history. And apparently, during the days of the Black Plague, their biggest complaint had been rotten "food".