I'm a creature of the night for God's sake And she wants me home by eleven?

Because pieces of your heart clearly weigh more when they're sitting shattered at the bottom of your stomach.

It was tough attempting to be social with people who'd rather pretend you didn't exist.

There's nothing you can do, Sirus. No one can do this for me, and no one can swoop in and rescue me every time I'm challenged. I have to do this on my own.

I'm too tired to reign over vampirekind, let alone enslave the human race.

Bullying is a horrible thing. It sticks with you forever. It poisons you. But only if you let it.

If citizens followed their leaders' example throughout history, the human race would have died out centuries ago.