I'm a creature of the night for God's sake And she wants me home by eleven?

Vlad blinked, unsure where her question was coming from and, more importantly, where it was going.

I'm too tired to reign over vampirekind, let alone enslave the human race.

If you thought eighth grade was tough, try it with fangs and a fear of garlic.

Henry held up his taco- formerly Vlad's- and grinned. " Little known fact, gentlemen. Tacos are the food of genius." pg248 Henry to Vlad & Joss

It was tough attempting to be social with people who'd rather pretend you didn't exist.

this is the best year ever because i am reading the chronicles of vladimir tod