Read the vladimir tod series

Sometimes you have to be alone to think, and sometimes the best place for thinking isn't home.

I'm too tired to reign over vampirekind, let alone enslave the human race.

To his amazement, he could already hear Henry snoring in the backseat. That guy could fall asleep on a car trip to the mailbox.

Henry held up his taco- formerly Vlad's- and grinned. " Little known fact, gentlemen. Tacos are the food of genius." pg248 Henry to Vlad & Joss

Vlad decided that teachers' ideas were a lot like bunches of garlic-intriguing from afar, but up close sadly sickening and, if you weren't careful, DEADLY.

Lesson #456 of high school life: Never, EVER trust an alarm clock.