People love my honesty when it comes to parenting. I really struggled that I wasn't fitting in with the other moms at my kids' school and then one day I said screw it and became even more honest in my stand up and career. I still don't get invited to their parties but I have pretty fun life!

Lobster is not going to be as tasty with ice tea unless that ice tea is from Long Island.

The most important thing as a comic and a writer is to have a strong point of view. I have one and can recognise it in others which is why I can write for other people and different characters that I perform.

People love my honesty when it comes to parenting. I really struggled that I wasn't fitting in with the other moms at my kids' school and then one day I said screw it and became even more honest in my stand up and career. I still don't get invited to their parties but I have pretty fun life!

My music teacher told me that she didn't even know why I was going to college - I should be a stand-up.

God did not put you on this earth simplest to be any person's mom.

In my day we used to have pray to run into an ex looking great, but now you just post a selfie in your underwear.