Women and elephants never forget an injury.

Women and elephants never forget an injury.

If he had unlimited money at his disposal, he might go into the wilds somewhere and shoot big game. I never know what the big game have done to deserve it, but they do help to deflect the destructive energies of some of our social misfits.

The cat is domestic only as far as suits its own ends.

Life is full of its disappointments, and I suppose the art of being happy is to disguise them as illusions.

There may have been disillusionments in the lives of the medieval saints, but they would scarcely have been better pleased if they could have foreseen that their names would be associated nowadays chiefly with racehorses and the cheaper clarets.

I love Americans, but not when they try to talk French. What a blessing it is that they never try to talk English.