Women and elephants never forget an injury.

He spends his life explaining from his pulpit that the glory of Christianity consists in the fact that though it is not true it has been found necessary to invent it.

I always say beauty is only sin deep.

Sherard Blaw, the dramatist who had discovered himself, and who had given so ungrudgingly of his discovery to the world.

Poverty keeps together more homes than it breaks up.

I love Americans, but not when they try to talk French. What a blessing it is that they never try to talk English.

No one can be an unbeliever nowadays. The Christian apologists have left one nothing to disbelieve.