Oysters are more beautiful than any religion... There's nothing in Christianity or Buddhism that quite matches the sympathetic unselfishness of an oyster.

If he had unlimited money at his disposal, he might go into the wilds somewhere and shoot big game. I never know what the big game have done to deserve it, but they do help to deflect the destructive energies of some of our social misfits.

But, good gracious, you've got to educate him first. You can't expect a boy to be vicious till he's been to a good school.

Addresses are given to us to conceal our whereabouts.

People may say what they like about the decay of Christianity the religious system that produced green Chartreuse can never really die.

The censorious said she slept in a hammock and understood Yeats's poems, but her family denied both stories.

I believe I once considerably scandalized her by declaring that clear soup was a more important factor in life than a clear conscience.