I will not Drink more than fourteen alcohol units a week.

No one is thinking about you. They're thinking about themselves, just like you.

If the stories don't come from the inside out, then Bridget [Jones] is not being true to herself and it's very important to me that she stays that way.

Women today are bombarded with so many messages, like we should have Naomi Campbell's body and Madeleine Albright's career.

Oh, God, I'm so lonely. An entire weekend streching ahead with no one to love or have fun with. Anyway, I don't care. I've got a lovely steamed ginger pudding from M&S to put in the microwave.

Comedy tends to come out of things which are quite painful and serious.

As women glide from their twenties to thirties, Shazzer argues, the balance of power subtly shifts. Even the most outrageous minxes lose their nerve, wrestling with the first twinges of existential angst: fears of dying alone and being found three weeks later half-eaten by an Alsatian.