You know you can't hope yourself a better life - you must take yourself there.

Two warm bodies and one cold bottle of champagne will produce something more wonderful than would happen without the champagne.

I think a single woman's biggest problem is coping with the people who are trying to marry her off!

The prerequisite for making love is to like someone enormously.

My father died when I was 10; my sister got polio a couple of years later and was paralyzed. So there I was - my sister in a wheel chair, my father gone, and my mother a quiet little mouse. You see, it was the '30s in the South, so my mother was not prepared to cope. So I was scared to death. And being that scared, everything afterward became a struggle not to go down the drain. Struggling became a way of life for me.

I think you keep two sets of books. In one set, you record the truth -- how well you are really doing. This is the secret set -- just for you and loved ones. In the other set are more modest entries and statements, and these are for public consumption!

Never fail to know that if you are doing all the talking, you are boring somebody.