You know you can't hope yourself a better life - you must take yourself there.

My own philosophy is if you're not having sex, you're finished. It separates the girls from the old people.

We are told to value ourselves without feedback, but if nobody is making a pass at you or trying to take you to Bermuda, how are you supposed to feel? Confident?

One of the paramount reasons for staying attractive is so you can have somebody to go to bed with.

Feed the alligators and you get bigger alligators.

I think you keep two sets of books. In one set, you record the truth -- how well you are really doing. This is the secret set -- just for you and loved ones. In the other set are more modest entries and statements, and these are for public consumption!

Feeling insecure is good for you. It forces you to do something better, drives you to use all your talents.