Feed the alligators and you get bigger alligators.

Money, if it does not bring you happiness, will at least help you be miserable in comfort.

Talkers expand like bread dough.

Love doesn't drop on you unexpectedly; you have to give off signals, sort of like an amateur radio operator.

The faster you get back to people, the less brilliant you have to be.

There is no better way to get to know someone than to have an affair ... it can save years of lunches.

We are told to value ourselves without feedback, but if nobody is making a pass at you or trying to take you to Bermuda, how are you supposed to feel? Confident?