If you do the best you can, no matter how bad the situation, you probably are going to come out okay.

I think you keep two sets of books. In one set, you record the truth -- how well you are really doing. This is the secret set -- just for you and loved ones. In the other set are more modest entries and statements, and these are for public consumption!

Never fail to know that if you are doing all the talking, you are boring somebody.

If you’re not a sex object, you’re in trouble.

There is no better way to get to know someone than to have an affair ... it can save years of lunches.

I've just been so lucky. I don't know if you're really able to take advantage of your full potential until you're older. There are a few people who are incredibly gifted and make it when they are very young, but I didn't. With women it takes longer. You just keep working and when you finally get it, it feels very, very nice.

The faster you get back to people, the less brilliant you have to be.