After you're older, two things are possibly more important than any others: health and money.

If I had to choose between sex and food, I would choose food, but I'd choose sex over nearly everything else.

I think you keep two sets of books. In one set, you record the truth -- how well you are really doing. This is the secret set -- just for you and loved ones. In the other set are more modest entries and statements, and these are for public consumption!

The prerequisite for making love is to like someone enormously.

Love doesn't drop on you unexpectedly; you have to give off signals, sort of like an amateur radio operator.

If you do the best you can, no matter how bad the situation, you probably are going to come out okay.

The only reason a man doesn't call is that he doesn't want to.