Politics /n/: from 'poly ticks', short for 'many small bloodsucking insects'.
Programming graphics in X is like finding the square root of PI using Roman numerals.
Altruism is a fine motive, but if you want results, greed works much better.
MS-DOS isn't dead, it just smells that way.
A bit of tolerance is worth a megabyte of flamming.
To err is human, but to really screw things up requires a design committee of bureaucrats.