Altruism is a fine motive, but if you want results, greed works much better.
Belief is no substitute for arithmetic.
Programming graphics in X is like finding the square root of PI using Roman numerals.
If you lie to the compiler, it will get its revenge.
Those who do not understand Unix are condemned to reinvent it, poorly.
Politics /n/: from 'poly ticks', short for 'many small bloodsucking insects'.