Old San Francisco - the one so many nostalgics yearn for - had buildings that related well to each other.

The only thing wrong with immortality is that it tends to go on forever.

Old San Francisco - the one so many nostalgics yearn for - had buildings that related well to each other.

We (San Francisco) have football weather during baseball season, and baseball weather during football season.

I hope I go to Heaven, and when I do, I'm going to do what every San Franciscan does when he gets there. He looks around and says, 'It ain't bad, but it ain't San Francisco.'

Martinis are like breasts, one isn't enough, and three is too many.

All American cars are basically Chevrolets.