I sometimes worry about my short attention span, but not for long.

When a place advertises itself as 'World Famous,' you may be sure it isn't.

One day if I do go to heaven...I'll look around and say, 'It ain't bad, but it ain't San Francisco.

Satire of satire tends to be self-canceling, and deliberate shock tactics soon lose their ability to shock, especially when they're too deliberate.

The precise location of heaven on earth has never been established but it may very well be right here

Baffling late-life discovery: Golfers wear those awful clothes on purpose.

We (San Francisco) have football weather during baseball season, and baseball weather during football season.