When a place advertises itself as 'World Famous,' you may be sure it isn't.

One day if I do go to heaven...I'll look around and say, 'It ain't bad, but it ain't San Francisco.

Isn't it nice that people who prefer Los Angeles to San Francisco live there?

Cockroaches and socialites are the only things that can stay up all night and eat anything.

I sometimes worry about my short attention span, but not for long.

Best trumpet: Mike Vax, an alumnus of the Kenton Band, who plays every style with a bright cutting edge, throwing in bop riffs here and there.

Martinis are like breasts, one isn't enough, and three is too many.