A man begins cutting his wisdom teeth the first time he bites off more than he can chew.

The trouble with born-again Christians is that they are an even bigger pain the second time around.

Baffling late-life discovery: Golfers wear those awful clothes on purpose.

Logic is no answer to passion.

One day if I do go to heaven...I'll look around and say, 'It ain't bad, but it ain't San Francisco.

The precise location of heaven on earth has never been established but it may very well be right here

Philosophically, I don't like doing commercials.