There is no cure for laziness but a large family helps.

When money talks, there are few interruptions.

A radical thinks two and two makes five. A liberal is more conservative. he knows two and two make four, but he's unhappy about it.

A diet is a plan, generally hopeless, for reducing your weight, which tests your will power but does little for your waistline.

A visitor from Mars could easily pick out the civilized nations. They have the best implements of war.

If you would like to live in a community in which you may have pride, then dedicate yourself in a spirit of humility and your responsibilities in that community.

There is no cure for laziness but a large family helps.