A little tomato who knows her onions can go out with an old potato and come home with a lot of lettuce and a couple of carats.
Inexperience is what makes a young man do what an older man says is impossible.
A well-balanced person is one who finds both sides of an issue laughable.
A great many people mistake opinions for thoughts.
A committee of three gets things done if two dont show up.
Old gardeners never die. They just spade away and then throw in the trowel.