If you would like to live in a community in which you may have pride, then dedicate yourself in a spirit of humility and your responsibilities in that community.

A diet is a plan, generally hopeless, for reducing your weight, which tests your will power but does little for your waistline.

A little tomato who knows her onions can go out with an old potato and come home with a lot of lettuce and a couple of carats.

A banker is a person who is willing to make you a loan if you present sufficient evidence to show you don't need it.

If you would like to live in a community in which you may have pride, then dedicate yourself in a spirit of humility and your responsibilities in that community.

Ignorance is a voluntary condition.

A radical thinks two and two makes five. A liberal is more conservative. he knows two and two make four, but he's unhappy about it.