It's strange how few of the world's great problems are solved by people who remember their algebra.
Some are bent with toil, and some get crooked trying to avoid it.
A well-balanced person is one who finds both sides of an issue laughable.
The best way to remember your wife's birthday is to forget it once.
A great many people mistake opinions for thoughts.
There is nothing that makes a man more self-satisfied than a poor memory.