A well-balanced person is one who finds both sides of an issue laughable.

You never have to know all the answers because you won't be asked all the questions.

A real friend will not visit you in prosperity unless he is invited, but when you are in adversity he will call without invitation.

A visitor from Mars could easily pick out the civilized nations. They have the best implements of war.

A city is a large community where people are lonesome together.

The home is where part of the family waits until the others are through with the car.

A great many people mistake opinions for thoughts.