A well-balanced person is one who finds both sides of an issue laughable.

It's strange how few of the world's great problems are solved by people who remember their algebra.

A little tomato who knows her onions can go out with an old potato and come home with a lot of lettuce and a couple of carats.

There is nothing that makes a man more self-satisfied than a poor memory.

There is no cure for laziness but a large family helps.

A visitor from Mars could easily pick out the civilized nations. They have the best implements of war.

A city is a large community where people are lonesome together.