The best way to remember your wife's birthday is to forget it once.
Old gardeners never die. They just spade away and then throw in the trowel.
Maybe more youngsters would stay home at nights if they were not afraid to stay alone at nights.
If you are ignorant, you certainly can get into some interesting arguments.
A banker is a person who is willing to make you a loan if you present sufficient evidence to show you don't need it.
There is nothing that makes a man more self-satisfied than a poor memory.