A banker is a person who is willing to make you a loan if you present sufficient evidence to show you don't need it.
Herbert V. ProchnowA diet is a plan, generally hopeless, for reducing your weight, which tests your will power but does little for your waistline.
Herbert V. ProchnowA radical thinks two and two makes five. A liberal is more conservative. he knows two and two make four, but he's unhappy about it.
Herbert V. Prochnow