There is nothing that makes a man more self-satisfied than a poor memory.

If you are ignorant, you certainly can get into some interesting arguments.

Old gardeners never die. They just spade away and then throw in the trowel.

Ignorance is a voluntary condition.

A little tomato who knows her onions can go out with an old potato and come home with a lot of lettuce and a couple of carats.

A well-balanced person is one who finds both sides of an issue laughable.

Inexperience is what makes a young man do what an older man says is impossible.