If you would like to leave footprints in the sands of time, you had better wear work shoes.

Some are bent with toil, and some get crooked trying to avoid it.

A real friend will not visit you in prosperity unless he is invited, but when you are in adversity he will call without invitation.

There is nothing that makes a man more self-satisfied than a poor memory.

A radical thinks two and two makes five. A liberal is more conservative. he knows two and two make four, but he's unhappy about it.

If you would like to live in a community in which you may have pride, then dedicate yourself in a spirit of humility and your responsibilities in that community.

A visitor from Mars could easily pick out the civilized nations. They have the best implements of war.