A radical thinks two and two makes five. A liberal is more conservative. he knows two and two make four, but he's unhappy about it.

When money talks, there are few interruptions.

A little tomato who knows her onions can go out with an old potato and come home with a lot of lettuce and a couple of carats.

The home is where part of the family waits until the others are through with the car.

Ignorance is a voluntary condition.

A radical thinks two and two makes five. A liberal is more conservative. he knows two and two make four, but he's unhappy about it.

A real friend will not visit you in prosperity unless he is invited, but when you are in adversity he will call without invitation.