First you don't want me to get the pony, then you want me to take it back. Make up your mind!

Pine needle sorbet? Pine needle sorbet?! My kids do NOT eat sorbet. They eat sherbet, and they pronounce it sherbert, and they wish it was ice cream!

You know those balls that they put on car antennas so you can find them in the parking lot? Those should be on every car!

I'm like that guy who single-handedly built the rocket and flew to the moon. What was his name? Apollo Creed?

Restrain yourself... and gloat in silence. I'll have no jubilation here. It is an impious thing to exult over the slain.

The strong must protect the sweet.

Clanless, lawless, homeless is he who is in love with civil war, that brutal ferocious thing.