Oh, look at me! I'm making people happy! I'm the Magical Man from Happy-Land, in a gumdrop house on Lollipop Lane! Oh, by the way, I was being sarcastic.
I've finally tapped into that spirit of self-destruction that makes rock-n-roll the king of music!
Whenever a man is tired, wine is a great restorer of strength.
Do not mourn the dead with the belly.
I believe children are the future...which is why they must be stopped now!
We got a little rule back home: If it's brown, drink it down. If it's black, send it back.