If you don't like your job, you don't strike! You just go in every day, and do it really half assed. That's the American way.

But curb thou the high spirit in thy breast, for gentle ways are best, and keep aloof from sharp contentions.

Boy, those Germans have a word for everything!

Being eaten by a crocodile is just like going to sleep...in a giant blender.

It is equally offensive to speed a guest who would like to stay and to detain one who is anxious to leave.

Behold, on wrong Swift vengeance waits; and art subdues the strong.

Thou shalt not horn in on thy husbands racket