To be loved, you have to be nice to people, everyday. But to be hated, you don't have to do squat!
The stars never lie, but the astrologers lie about the stars.
Remember that postcard Grandpa sent us from Florida of that Alligator biting that woman's bottom? That's right, we all thought it was hilarious. But, it turns out we were wrong. That alligator was sexually harassing that woman.
In youth and beauty, wisdom is but rare!
Few sons are equal to their fathers; most fall short, all too few surpass them.
I won't lie to you, fatherhood isn't easy like motherhood.