I will never vote Democrat again, they are Communists.

And rather than hide that, I would rather put that out on the radio and let someone see the full range of emotions. If you're going to be strong on the radio, you got to let it all out, even the ugly stuff. And you can't apologize for it.

Late night television is ready for someone like me... standards have gone to an all-time low.

I am completely pissed off that I'm circumcised.

I believe we will start believing in God as we get closer to death.

I don't think any religion makes any sense and I think people who are into that are really getting duped, and I don't think Judaism makes any more sense than Christianity, and I don't think Christianity makes any more sense than Scientology. But here's a guy, L. Ron Hubbard, who told all his friends, 'Look, I'm gonna start a religion, 'cause I can't make any money as a science fiction writer.' I mean, he admitted that publicly! At least with Jesus Christ, you can't go talk to the guy.

I really didn't know much about the Libertarians. I knew they were for less government and more individual freedom. I liked that.