These nutbags, like Santorum and Bachmann, who make these people and especially young gay kids feel miserable, shame on them. They're quacks. I would never vote for them. I wouldn't even listen to them because there but for the grace of God go they.

I'm about being funny. If I can make a joke using profanity, I will. But for the most part, that can get awfully old and boring.

We are busy planning the launch of the channel. I am busy planning all kinds of events that go on the channel without me. I have started producing a sound for the channel.

Please, with the God talk. Hate to break it to you, but there is no God.

I've always been about honesty, whether on the radio, whether I did a movie, whether I wrote a book. As long as you're honest, you don't lose your edge.

I seem to be some sort of lightning rod. I just really irritate people, you know? I really do.

I'm going to take over the world. Everyone watch out, you're in big trouble.