I'm sure some people might be offended by that, but this is my feeling about show business. It's not all about pure talent. There are certain people who command a stage because they look good ,like me.

It's no treat being in bed with me.

I think I'm probably a little too desperate to be successful.

I will never feel successful.

I believe I am doing the work for humanity. This show is so uplifting.

I believe in censorship when it benefits me.

I am circumcised, and I tell you something, I despise it. I despise it. I despise it... I am completely pissed off that I'm circumcised.