I've actually apologized to some people I was a real jerk to, because I feel ashamed. I didn't need to be that hungry. There was something going on inside me when I was angry and feeling very threatened and not feeling good about myself.

When you hire me, you hire a nut who is going to work 24 hours a day for you and never, ever burn his audience.

You have to make a decision, what you want to do in life, ... Your deal can be, you can leave tomorrow. Soon as you leave, you will be forgotten.

I think I'm probably a little too desperate to be successful.

There are a lot of so-called "good Americans" who are really a bunch of bums.

I wanted to go hide. I wasn't looking to be more famous, I'm famous enough.

Here's what happens when you die--you sit in a box and get eaten by worms. I guarantee you that when you die, nothing cool happens.