I've actually apologized to some people I was a real jerk to, because I feel ashamed. I didn't need to be that hungry. There was something going on inside me when I was angry and feeling very threatened and not feeling good about myself.

I've always thought that a name says a lot about a person. So naturally, being named Howard, I always wanted to crawl into a hole.

I really didn't know much about the Libertarians. I knew they were for less government and more individual freedom. I liked that.

Okay, well, I guess I'm still a kid. Because when I get really angry and fired up and I feel like my back is up against the wall, I will say vicious things.

I am completely pissed off that I'm circumcised.

Rick Shapiro is a top comedian.

Talent is what drives this world ... Doesn’t matter how many satellites you f---ing stick in the air.