I'm for legalizing marijuana. Why pick on those drugs? Valium is legal. You just go to a doctor and get it and overdose on it - what's the difference? Prozac, all that stuff, so why not marijuana? Who cares? It's something that grows out of the ground - why not? Go smoke a head of cabbage. I don't care what you smoke.

I'm a parent, and I regulate what my kids listen to. I don't need the government to be the parent. If I'm a crappy parent, then I need the government involved.

I seem to be some sort of lightning rod. I just really irritate people, you know? I really do.

I still feel like I gotta prove something. There are a lot of people hoping I fail. But I like that. I need to be hated.

Here's what happens when you die--you sit in a box and get eaten by worms. I guarantee you that when you die, nothing cool happens.

I wanted to go hide. I wasn't looking to be more famous, I'm famous enough.

Well, first of all, I'm worth every penny.