Why be uptight about bowel movements and sex? We all have sex. We all have penises -- except for those of us who have vaginas.
Please, with the God talk. Hate to break it to you, but there is no God.
I wanted to go hide. I wasn't looking to be more famous, I'm famous enough.
I'm on the air five hours, and I blurt out anything in my head. Dangerous? Maybe.
I believe I am doing the work for humanity. This show is so uplifting.
Late night television is ready for someone like me... standards have gone to an all-time low.