When you hire me, you hire a nut who is going to work 24 hours a day for you and never, ever burn his audience.
Howard SternSet about doing good to somebody. Put on your hat and go and visit the sick and poor of your neighborhood; inquire into their circumstances and minister to their wants. Seek out the desolate and afflicted and oppressed. . . I have often tried this method, and have always found it the best medicine for a heavy heart.
Howard SternIf you're a Christian you don't sit there and worry about what somebody else is doing, if they're happy and they're committed in a relationship.
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