I don't think there's much point in putting me a deep, dark, heavy, emotional film because there are people who do it so much better than I do.

I cling to the fantasy that I could have done something more creative. Like actually writing a script, or writing a book. But the awful truth is that I... probably can't!

There is space in the supermarket shelf for all of us.

Plus, teaching brings home to you very fast that you actually know nothing. I didn't realize that before.

I just don't believe in love at first sight any more, even though I've based my whole career on the concept.

I could do with more mobbing. Particularly from women. I'd like to be treated like Ricky Martin.

I find it hard to understand why Scorsese has never called. You know, given the natural menace I bring to the screen.