The whole world is about three drinks behind.
The only reason to make a million dollars in this business is to tell some fat producer to go to hell.
I can't say I ever loved my mother; I admired her.
That's baseball, and it's my game. Y' know, you take your worries to the game, and you leave 'em there. You yell like crazy for your guys. It's good for your lungs, gives you a lift, and nobody calls the cops. Pretty girls, lots of 'em.
A hot dog at the game beats roast beef at the Ritz.
There never seems to be any trouble brewing around a bar until a woman puts that high heel over the brass rail. Don't ask me why, but somehow women at bars seem to create trouble among men.