(On Ingrid Bergman) "I didn't do anything I've never done before, but when the camera moves in on that Bergman face, and she's saying she loves you, it would make anybody feel romantic."
I made more lousy pictures than any actor in history.
Things are never so bad they can't be made worse.
I let my drinking do the talking.
People who don't drink are afraid of revealing themselves.
I should never have switched from Scotch to Martinis.