I can't say I ever loved my mother; I admired her.
The problem with the world is that everyone is a few drinks behind.
Ah, nuts. I'm an actor. I just do what comes naturally.
There are certain sections of New York, Major, that I wouldn't advise you to try to invade.
Acting is like sex: you either do it and don't talk about it, or you talk about it and don't do it. That's why I'm always suspicious of people who talk too much about either.
Major Strasser: You give him (Rick Blaine) credit for too much cleverness. My impression was that he's just another blundering American. Captain Renault: We musn't underestimate American blundering. I was with them when they blundered into Berlin in 1918.