I always cry at weddings, especially my own.

The only thing money is good for is to buy your freedom.

An actor needs something to stabilize his personality, something to nail down what he really is, not what he is currently pretending to be.

Physically, I’m not tough. I may think tough. I would say I’m kinda tough and calloused inside. I could use a foot more in height and fifty more pounds and fifteen years off my age and then God help all you bastards.

"The whole world is three drinks behind. If everyone in the world would take three drinks, we would have no trouble. If Stalin, Truman and everybody else in the world had three drinks right now, we’d all loosen up and we wouldn’t need the United Nations.

The only reason to make a million dollars in this business is to tell some fat producer to go to hell.

I should never have switched from Scotch to Martinis.