I always cry at weddings, especially my own.

All you owe the public is a good performance.

People who don't drink are afraid of revealing themselves.

Major Strasser: You give him (Rick Blaine) credit for too much cleverness. My impression was that he's just another blundering American. Captain Renault: We musn't underestimate American blundering. I was with them when they blundered into Berlin in 1918.

Capt. Renault: What on Earth brought you to Casablanca? Rick Blaine: My health, I came to Casablanca for the waters. Capt. Renault: The waters? What waters? We're in the desert! Rick Blaine: I was misinformed.

It's a good thing [James] Dean died when he did. If he'd lived, he'd never have been able to live up to the publicity.

The problem with the world is that everyone is a few drinks behind.