I was born when you kissed me. I died when you left me. I lived a few weeks while you loved me.

It's a good thing [James] Dean died when he did. If he'd lived, he'd never have been able to live up to the publicity.

I gave up drinking once -- it was the worst afternoon of my entire life.

Such a lot of guns around town and so few brains!

[On the House Un-American Activities Committee] They'll nail anyone who ever scratched his ass during the National Anthem.

What's at the end of a million dollars? Zero, zero, zero... nothing. A circle with a hole in it.

Sinatra’s idea of paradise is a place where there are plenty of women and no newspapermen. He doesn’t know it, but he’d be better off if it were the other way around.