[On the House Un-American Activities Committee] They'll nail anyone who ever scratched his ass during the National Anthem.

Errol Flynn and I are the only ones left who do any good old hell raising.

I let my drinking do the talking.

The whole world is about three drinks behind.

I hate funerals. They aren't for the guy who's dead. They're for the guys who are left alive and enjoy mourning.

I stick my neck out for *nobody*!

You're not a star until they can spell your name in Karachi.