That's baseball, and it's my game. Y' know, you take your worries to the game, and you leave 'em there. You yell like crazy for your guys. It's good for your lungs, gives you a lift, and nobody calls the cops. Pretty girls, lots of 'em.

The only point in making money is, you can tell some big shot where to go.

I let my drinking do the talking.

The only reason to make a million dollars in this business is to tell some fat producer to go to hell.

The only way to find the best actor would be to let everybody play Hamlet and let the best man win.

Ah, nuts. I'm an actor. I just do what comes naturally.

Capt. Renault: What on Earth brought you to Casablanca? Rick Blaine: My health, I came to Casablanca for the waters. Capt. Renault: The waters? What waters? We're in the desert! Rick Blaine: I was misinformed.