The only point in making money is, you can tell some big shot where to go.

Ah, nuts. I'm an actor. I just do what comes naturally.

Things are never so bad they can't be made worse.

I was born when you kissed me. I died when you left me. I lived a few weeks while you loved me.

The whole world is about three drinks behind.

The only thing money is good for is to buy your freedom.

Awards are meaningless for actors, unless they all play the same part.