The only point in making money is, you can tell some big shot where to go.

What's at the end of a million dollars? Zero, zero, zero... nothing. A circle with a hole in it.

I hate funerals. They aren't for the guy who's dead. They're for the guys who are left alive and enjoy mourning.

Such a lot of guns around town and so few brains!

Major Strasser: You give him (Rick Blaine) credit for too much cleverness. My impression was that he's just another blundering American. Captain Renault: We musn't underestimate American blundering. I was with them when they blundered into Berlin in 1918.

The only point in making money is, you can tell some big shot where to go.

This guy (Marlon Brando) - he'll be doing Hamlet when the rest of us are selling potatoes.