Such a lot of guns around town and so few brains!

Errol Flynn and I are the only ones left who do any good old hell raising.

The only way to find the best actor would be to let everybody play Hamlet and let the best man win.

I hate funerals. They aren't for the guy who's dead. They're for the guys who are left alive and enjoy mourning.

Sinatra’s idea of paradise is a place where there are plenty of women and no newspapermen. He doesn’t know it, but he’d be better off if it were the other way around.

I don't hurt the industry. The industry hurts itself, by making so many lousy movies - as if General Motors deliberately put out a bad car.

the problems of three little people in a big world don't add up to much