I hate funerals. They aren't for the guy who's dead. They're for the guys who are left alive and enjoy mourning.

This guy (Marlon Brando) - he'll be doing Hamlet when the rest of us are selling potatoes.

The only good reason to have money is this: so that you can tell any SOB in the world to go to hell.

Acting is experience with something sweet behind it.

Awards are meaningless for actors, unless they all play the same part.

The only reason to make a million dollars in this business is to tell some fat producer to go to hell.

That's baseball, and it's my game. Y' know, you take your worries to the game, and you leave 'em there. You yell like crazy for your guys. It's good for your lungs, gives you a lift, and nobody calls the cops. Pretty girls, lots of 'em.