I hate funerals. They aren't for the guy who's dead. They're for the guys who are left alive and enjoy mourning.

Ugarte: You despise me, don't you? Rick Blaine: If I gave you any thought I probably would.

This guy (Marlon Brando) - he'll be doing Hamlet when the rest of us are selling potatoes.

I always cry at weddings, especially my own.

The only good reason to have money is this: so that you can tell any SOB in the world to go to hell.

I’m not good-looking. I used to be, but not anymore. Not like Robert Taylor. What I have got is I have character in my face. It’s taken an awful lot of late nights and drinking to put it there. When I go to work in a picture, I say, ‘Don’t take the lines out of my face. Leave them there.’

What's at the end of a million dollars? Zero, zero, zero... nothing. A circle with a hole in it.