Things are never so bad they can't be made worse.

Such a lot of guns around town and so few brains!

(On Bette Davis) Even when I was carrying a gun, she scared the be-jesus out of me.

An actor needs something to stabilize his personality, something to nail down what he really is, not what he is currently pretending to be.

I stick my neck out for *nobody*!

Capt. Renault: What on Earth brought you to Casablanca? Rick Blaine: My health, I came to Casablanca for the waters. Capt. Renault: The waters? What waters? We're in the desert! Rick Blaine: I was misinformed.

Ah, nuts. I'm an actor. I just do what comes naturally.