Capt. Renault: What on Earth brought you to Casablanca? Rick Blaine: My health, I came to Casablanca for the waters. Capt. Renault: The waters? What waters? We're in the desert! Rick Blaine: I was misinformed.

The problem with the world is that everyone is a few drinks behind.

People who don't drink are afraid of revealing themselves.

You're not a star until they can spell your name in Karachi.

I can't say I ever loved my mother; I admired her.

I made more lousy pictures than any actor in history.

I hate funerals. They aren't for the guy who's dead. They're for the guys who are left alive and enjoy mourning.