A hot dog at the game beats roast beef at the Ritz.

I can't say I ever loved my mother; I admired her.

I gave up drinking once -- it was the worst afternoon of my entire life.

I hate funerals. They aren't for the guy who's dead. They're for the guys who are left alive and enjoy mourning.

The only reason to make a million dollars in this business is to tell some fat producer to go to hell.

Major Strasser: You give him (Rick Blaine) credit for too much cleverness. My impression was that he's just another blundering American. Captain Renault: We musn't underestimate American blundering. I was with them when they blundered into Berlin in 1918.

I let my drinking do the talking.