He wandered into the Newsroom and asked for a job the same way he’d walk into a barbershop and ask for a haircut, and with no more idea of being turned down.

The first impression is always the right one. I rarely change my mind upward about people.

The Jews don't beleive in Jesus! Why should I?! WHOOOEEEE!!

The McGovern/McCarthy type candidacies have disappointed too many people, because of a disillusionment with the candidates themselves.

If you're going to be crazy, you have to get paid for it or else you're going to be locked up.

I'd almost prefer [Richard] Nixon. I'd say [Bill] Clinton is every bit as corrupt as Nixon, but a lot smoother.

Sex without love is as hollow and ridiculous as love without sex.